Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Potty Time





It is good for me to know that I can switch on the computer so that I know where I am and what it is that I am doing at that moment. Sometimes I forget and think “What is this that I am doing?” and now I can look at the computer and I will know what it is that I am doing. I will be able to ring my friends and tell them – I am now involved in respiration, or I am now involved in copulation. If I can remember what the words mean. If not I might get it wrong and they will have a false impression of me and of what I am doing. I will also be able to say what it is that I will be doing in the future. It is like going to an old gypsy lady and saying what is in your ball. But these are things we shouldn't do because only the Lord can tell us what will be in the future. But now I know that I will be involved in adoration of the Lord on Sunday. Maybe the Lord is the person who runs the calendar and it is allowed. Yes. Thank you Lord for the computer telling me who I am and what I am doing.



4 comments:

  1. Love it! Haven't heard the phrase 'potty time' for years [Thanks Tena Lady] and would have wet myself without such aids. All delivered po faced too. We want more scurrilous stuff

    ReplyDelete
  2. wow - and I use my calendar for such mundane admin-y type things

    ReplyDelete
  3. Is any more coming? I'm agog to see what the next Thing will inspire!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Your way of looking at the world is unique. Thank you for letting us in.

    ReplyDelete